As readers might have noticed, here I am once more.

There’s a long, complex, story behind my absence but, for the sake of prudence, I’ll keep it quasi-short -- for now. I’ve always maintained I would blog as long as nobody got hurt. A few months ago I was led to believe that someone I cared very much about was being harmed because of my activities with I HeArTE JADE. I felt I couldn’t, with good conscience, continue to update. I never would have guessed that I would become a victim of my own con, nor that I would be mulcted in such a way by Law Enforcement, but, like most folks, I’ve been conditioned to believe whatever handsome men with shiny badges in positions of authority tell me. You’d think I’d know better by now. Ha! Fortunately I’ve deduced the entire thing was capital B capital S, thus… hello again! At the moment expect sporadic entries.

Hmm... what else is there to share?

I have continued throughout to periodically post on my VSP site. Well, hell, I never implied I would abandon my other projects. By the way, if there’s a Virginia State Policeman out there who isn’t deceitful or a moron or a coward, or, worse, all three, I’d love to talk to him. I have arrant faith he indeed exists. Somewhere.

On 03/29/2011, the fantastically sexy Granville Fields was cited in Charlottesville for reckless driving. Do you know how bad what he did had to be for that to happen?! Naturally he got himself a lawyer, Jessica Phillips, and probably, much like former Albemarle County Policeman Eric Kudro did when he was charged with the same, he’ll get out of it. His next court date is scheduled for 06/02/2011, 9:05AM.

Speaking of cutie Kudro, last word I got on him was that his resignation from the ACPD stemmed from his refusal to submit to a random drug test. Since he does have a bit of a reputation as a “partier,” I’m inclined to buy this as a valid explanation.

The Jefferson Area Drug Enforcement Task Force has only minimally made the news during my down time. I’m not convinced the stuff is at all worth mentioning, although any reference to JADE boosts my stats.

I am dying for a new scanner. The ones I’m eyeballing cost the big bucks, which means I may actually die before I accumulate the necessary funds.

Last and least relevant, I’m plumb gaga over The Voice. Plus SouthLAnd, in all its killerism, has been renewed for another season -- hoorah!

Correction

So. When he told me the Judge is a former Virginia cop, I thought he meant, you know, “former Virginia State Policeman.” Not “former policeman in the State of Virginia.” Meh. Even though there is a factual difference, a‘least my brain blunder doesn’t negate my overall theory. Nope, the Judge himself ruined that one for me.

Link Murderers!

Albemarle County just redesigned their website. It cost them $30,000 (are they for real?!) and took a year to do (are they for real?!). Now all my links to it are dead -- including the few I have to their Police Department’s Traffic Squad in a major entry for I HeArTE JADE hits. Grr… This is why I dislike linking outside sites. Ah, well, I haven’t decided if I want to drop, relink, or replace them. As for the popular “Irony” post, I may just link all their names to pictures of their respective houses. Except for Jefferson Area Drug Enforcement Detective Jon McKay’s, because he’s special.

Moi, An Inspiration? Say It Ain’t So!

Oh y’all so know how I’m going to respond to this, right?

Even though when Mr. Rob Bell’s shady-disguised-as-noble proposal becomes a law it’ll have no affect on me personally, the whole thing still really rubs me the wrong way.

Therefore, as a public service, I intend to launch a new site for the purpose of publishing identical information (that will be) formerly found on government sites about Law Enforcement in the State of Virginia.

If you’re an officer in this State, be sure to thank Mr. Bell and the Jefferson Area Drug Enforcement Task Force Officers for inspiring me in return. Better yet, just thank City of Charlottesville JADE Detective Brian O’Donnell.

Hacking, as it turns out, is basically computer programming.

Content I’ve reasonably grasped the English language, I’ve moved on to better understanding the language of computers. I was getting all proud of myself with what I’ve managed as yet, until…

I had an idea to simplify changing internal I HeArTE JADE links and with my first attempt demolished all the intralinks on my site.

(Insert string of obscenities here.)

So. I haven’t decided whether I want to figure out what I did wrong and give it another en masse go, or just fix each post one by gosh darn one. I dislike having 298 entries with broken pieces but I am blender-brained from “learning overload” and I have neato things to do tomor… uh, guess that would be “today” now. At any rate, I’ll repair the damage. Just not at this moment. Or the rest of Thursday.

I never tire of these flaky failures of mine.

Buck Me Baby!

I’ve put a new image on the site. No, no, it’s not of a JADE officer. Adding that now would be, like, illegal, yo! No, it’s a PayPal button. See it -- over there, in the right sidebar? Yeah, I’ve heard that there are, for realiously, people out there who’d be happy to donate funds to help me pay off the court fees n stuff I’ve incurred for my Jefferson Area Drug Enforcement activities. Something about advocates of Free Speech and Civil Rights? ‘Course I’ve also heard that I’m a 300 pound lesbian whose had sex with the entire Task Force in exchange for the Meth I’m now hooked on... so, I dunno how much I believe the former assertion.

For Those Of Us Who Can Read:

JADE IS NOT AN UNDERCOVER TASK FORCE.

I’m Throwing Caution To The Wind. And I’ve Got One Hell Of An Arm.

You may have noticed the recent addition of the newsprinty collage of the eleven Task Force men appearing on the right side of all the I HeArTE JADE pages.

In lieu of the facts that I’m the subject of an investigation, the recipient of now numerous threats, and the bearer of banishment from the Ix property, I feel being somewhat careful with the content here is no longer an issue. They’re gunnin’ ferocious for me; it’s not gonna matter much what I do or say nowadays.

Me: What’d you do?

Prisoner #01190227: I kilt muh babydaddy.

Me: What about you?

Prisoner #91122906: Beat my kid. You?

Me: I have a blog.

Notice:

Apparently the avatar of an unidentified female with an assault rifle in her hands could cause this site to be construed as threatening rather than entertaining and informative -- or so I'm told.

I've replaced it.

Next I suppose I'll have to put up a disclaimer.

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