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20100109

Google Makes Me Giggle

Search terms of two recent visitors:

1. I HEarTe 8 Jade BLOG

Clearly the result of miscommunication, yes? I can hear it now...
"Dude, you gotta check out this blog!"

"What blog?"

"About JADE."

"Jade who?"

"No no no. It's about -- It's got -- Aw just go look, you'll see."

"What's the name of it?"

"It's like, um, I heart jade. Only it's got an e after heart. And some of the letters are bigger. So it spells hate too. Yeah, ya know sorta like when people use h and 8 instead of the word hate? Like that."
2. why have albemarle county police been out so much lately

Gooooood question.