1. I HEarTe 8 Jade BLOG
Clearly the result of miscommunication, yes? I can hear it now...
"Dude, you gotta check out this blog!"2. why have albemarle county police been out so much lately
"No no no. It's about -- It's got -- Aw just go look, you'll see."
"What's the name of it?"
"It's like, um, I heart jade. Only it's got an e after heart. And some of the letters are bigger. So it spells hate too. Yeah, ya know sorta like when people use h and 8 instead of the word hate? Like that."