1. I HEarTe 8 Jade BLOG
Clearly the result of miscommunication, yes? I can hear it now...
"Dude, you gotta check out this blog!"2. why have albemarle county police been out so much lately
"What blog?"
"About JADE."
"Jade who?"
"No no no. It's about -- It's got -- Aw just go look, you'll see."
"What's the name of it?"
"It's like, um, I heart jade. Only it's got an e after heart. And some of the letters are bigger. So it spells hate too. Yeah, ya know sorta like when people use h and 8 instead of the word hate? Like that."
Gooooood question.