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THIS Could ONLY Happen To Me

I'm running an overnight stakeout on an officer -- no, not anyone in JADE ‘cause that’s still legally unacceptable -- and A. Freaking. Bird. soars in my car window!

I scream, my binoculars go flying, dogs in the neighborhood all launch into a chorus of high alert, the cardinal swoops around the interior twice then glides out the open glass on the driver’s side.

So much for me being “low key.”

I just can’t believe under parallel circumstances this kind of preposterous bizarreness ever befalls members of Law Enforcement.