Tag; You’re It!

• Tavis Coffin: JBC-2955
• Jimmy Bunch: ZKA-6609
• Joe Fleming: JLZ-4019
• John Baber: KHH-4639
• Granville Fields: ZLR-6135
• John Stoltz: KNH-1853
• Paul Best: YBK-8494
• Joe Hatter: YWG-1795
• Jon McKay: ZDW-6128
• Brian O’Donnell: JHX-5676
• Don Campbell: JGC-9695
• Jon Seitz: ZNU-6439
• I: ♥ JADE

If The Subsequent Information Is Incorrect, Fault His Respective Department

• Don Campbell’s badge number is CP6.
• Joe Hatter’s badge number is CP15.
• Granville Fields’ badge number is CP302.
• Paul Best’s badge number is CP305.
• Brian O’Donnell’s badge number is CP309.
• John Baber’s badge number is AP228.
• Jon Seitz’s badge number is AP601.
• Jon McKay’s badge number is AP604.
• Joe Fleming’s badge number is VSP4098.
• Jimmy Bunch’s badge number is UP153.
• I don’t know (yet) if ATF agents even have badge numbers, which is why John Stoltz is missing from this list.

As It So Happens

• Granville Fields is the one I have the most pictures of.
• Jon McKay is the one I like the best.
• Jon Seitz is the one I know the most about.
• Jimmy Bunch is the one I know the least about.
• Joe Hatter is the one I’ve least followed.
• Brian O’Donnell is the one I’ve most interacted with.
• Don Campbell is the one I’ve never spoken to.
• John Stoltz is the one I’ve never phoned.
• Paul Best is the one who seems most helpful.
• John Baber is the one who seems least intimidating.
• Joe Fleming is the one I wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley.
• I am the one who thinks people take all this too seriously.

50-50 I Come Up With The List, You Come Up With The Title

• If Paul Best were an informant he wouldn’t work for JADE.
• Jon McKay has a red RAM 2500.
• Jon Seitz carries a blue lunchbox.
• Granville Fields’ middle name begins with Q.
• John Stoltz often parks his Charger in front of eloise.
• Joe Hatter drives the JADE van home sometimes.
• Brian O’Donnell doesn’t do “street stuff.”
• Don Campbell is an active participant in Task Force drug raids.
• Jimmy Bunch uses a leg holster.
• John Baber wears New Balance brand tennis shoes.
• Joe Fleming buys coffee at Starbucks.
• I swapped the pseudonyms formerly in these bullet lists to real names because of Google.

From The JADE Office,

• Joe Hatter lives 2.6 miles.
• Paul Best lives 3.1 miles.
• Brian O’Donnell lives 8.4 miles.
• Granville Fields lives 9.7 miles.
• Jon McKay lives 9.8 miles.
• John Stoltz lives 16.4 miles.
• Jimmy Bunch lives 22.1 miles.
• Joe Fleming lives 28.8 miles.
• Jon Seitz lives 28.9 miles.
• John Baber lives 29.8 miles.
• Don Campbell lives 35.8 miles.
• I live 16.2 miles.

Alt 0149

• Jon Seitz has a brother who’s also in Law Enforcement.
• Joe Hatter flies a Marines flag.
• Some of Brian O’Donnell’s history as a policeman can be found here.
• Don Campbell’s badge number is CP6.
• Paul Best is literally the best detective in all of JADE Charlottesville.
• John Baber’s surname was once misprinted in a media article.
• That vest thingie Jon McKay wears looks like this.
• John Stoltz worked the Katherine Danielle Howard case.
• Joe Fleming has a Jamis.
• Jimmy Bunch passes by the homes of three other TFOs on the way to his own.
• Granville Fields carries hinged handcuffs.
• I have to reiterate Granville Fields is Hot. As. Hell. Especially in these pants.

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• Don Campbell doesn’t wear a wristwatch.
• Joe Fleming’s handgun holster is not black.
• There’s a picture of Paul Best in the Charlottesville Police Department.
• John Stoltz’s house has colonial grid octagonal windows.
• Brian O’Donnell’s astrological sign is Aquarius.
• At least three female officers know Joe Hatter’s badge number by heart.
• Granville Fields is an Elk (not that kind, this kind).
• Jimmy Bunch shops at Sam’s Club in Charlottesville.
• Jon McKay is a member of the National Rifle Association.
• John Baber’s pants size is 34 x 32.
• Jon Seitz is the only member of JADE whose number appears in an actual telephone book.
• I believe no detail is too small.