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Care To Guess What Sort Of Mood I’m In?

mexicans at the maya
JADE Task Force bad boys

There once was a cop from Charlottesville
Who gulped down his booze like it was swill
And when he was toast
The Boys In Blue would he roast
Giving me grist for the mill.

trees strewn, storm got ya
you ‘n she leave at eight-ish
your same life, juiceless.

The badges from the County
Guns, tasers, and bounty
The men wear it all proud
So the chicks will be wowed
And go for an on-duty mount-y.

trooperman, my crush
en route to division one
‘til we meet again