Showing posts with label JADE Van. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JADE Van. Show all posts
20100708
20100615
20090131
The *ahem* Assault Vehicle
This is the JADE van.
The Jefferson Area Drug Enforcement Task Force vehicle can comfortably transport seven men -- at least as comfortably as a bunch of confined men covered in rank body armor sweating out the grease from the fast food they live on can be.
Aside from the guys, the Chevy G20 can carry an assortment of other items. Mandatory first aid supplies in a small bag and large plastic box, and containers for evidence, may be stored in the hindmost space; a battering ram on the floor between the velvety seats for someone to trip over; perhaps a pair of pretty blue rubber gloves in the front console.
There’s also lots of pockets and places to hold trash of the non-two-legged variety: empty packs of smokes, filled bottles of nicotine purge, and candy bar wrappers indicative that sugar-high and raid-rush can coexist.
If your home is the target destination of the uninvited JADE van, let’s put it this way... flushing is futile.
The Jefferson Area Drug Enforcement Task Force vehicle can comfortably transport seven men -- at least as comfortably as a bunch of confined men covered in rank body armor sweating out the grease from the fast food they live on can be.
Aside from the guys, the Chevy G20 can carry an assortment of other items. Mandatory first aid supplies in a small bag and large plastic box, and containers for evidence, may be stored in the hindmost space; a battering ram on the floor between the velvety seats for someone to trip over; perhaps a pair of pretty blue rubber gloves in the front console.
There’s also lots of pockets and places to hold trash of the non-two-legged variety: empty packs of smokes, filled bottles of nicotine purge, and candy bar wrappers indicative that sugar-high and raid-rush can coexist.
If your home is the target destination of the uninvited JADE van, let’s put it this way... flushing is futile.
20081204
All That And A Roll Of Duct Tape!
This is the driver's side window of the JADE Van:
It's since been repaired. Rumor has it the leftover roll is still inside.
It's since been repaired. Rumor has it the leftover roll is still inside.
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